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Steven Harper's Hair -- very funny joke


Amid the furor and embarrassment of the state and military secrets revealed in the latest Wikileaks data dump, there is perhaps some reason for pride among Canadians in keeping at least one important state secret. Buried in the thousands of pages are a few telling lines that point to Ottawa’s steadfast defense of Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s Unmovable Hair. It appears that Canada’s spy agency, CSIS, was inundated with calls from world leaders and military chiefs in the wake of this summer’s rainy G20 meetings in and around Toronto. It did not go unnoticed that while wind and rain assailed many a presidential coiffure, come photo time Harper’s hair was as unruffled and well-ordered as a Ken doll’s. 

Hoping to coat the undersides of Humvees and helicopters in war zones with this seemingly indestructible unguent that protects yet provides volume and shine, foreign powers had their entreaties rebuffed again and again, “lest the secret fall into the wrong hands.” Having grown weary of the constant requests, a clearly peeved Harper responded sharply to one unnamed European chancellor, telling her to “get [her] own damn tailings pond.”



source: BNN Martin Cej

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