Friday Funny: Assailant Suffers Injuries From Fall

Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, GA. told police he observed  a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of August, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket.  When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.  Outside on the sidewalk were four  marines collecting toys for the Toys for Tots program. Smith said the Marines stopped the man, be he stabbed one of the Marines, Cpl. Phillip Duggan, in the back; the injury did not appear to be severe.  After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene, Cpl Duggan was transported for treatment.

“The subject was also transported to the

local hospital with two broken arms, a

broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing

teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple

contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken

nose and a broken jaw…injuries he

sustained when the slipped and fell off the

curb after stabbing the Marine,” according to

a police report.

(Source: Denis Garthman)